CWG(2010)

source: Restless citizens

Story of the highest ever budget(70K crores INR or 16bn US$ or 7 followed by 11 zeroes – AND INCREASING) CWG(2010) leaked.

Cast: Not yet Known.

Directed by government. Produced by citizens. Theme music by A R Rehman.

Our government plans to organize a game event. Followed by a theme song. So they planned to build a village where games can be conducted . Followed by a motivation song. They laid foundation for the village. Followed by a devotional song.

INTERMISSION. Citizens are eager to contribute more for the budget by buying snacks & paying more and more tax.

Construction going on. Followed by a happy song. One FINE day, a bridge collapses in the village. There is tension everywhere in the country. CBI suspects someone on the assumption that someone has done this to defame the country’s name. Interrogation starts immediately as always. Followed by an item song(to overcome the tension). While enjoying the item song, the roof of the building where item song is played collapses. Tragedy in the villages. There is more tension. Now CBI suspects more someones. SOMEONE blames some other country. Followed by a patriotic song. Further investigations like always does not lead to any clues.

CLIMAX

Investigation report has to be submitted by CBI. The report is prepared. This is the TWIST of the story. The report says it is the GHOSTS that is causing panic in the CWG village and not someone. Followed by a ghost song(to motivate people to kill the ghosts). The event is about to start. No one arrives into the village for the games. The event ends without a single game organised. No one departs from the village. And the GHOSTS live happily ever after.

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